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To the editor:
Missing Persons Report: Has anyone seen the Republican candidate(s) for Hopewell Township Committee? During the primary, the one person who was running almost immediately disappeared. Then a second write-in candidate also disappeared.
Alien abductions? Attacks by cloaks of invisibility? No, there can only be one explanation: no one wants to be associated with a party headed by someone who tells the truth only five percent of the time, thinks that Nazis are good people and wants to take us back to the good old days of imminent nuclear holocaust.
Yeah, with that kind of party leadership, disappearing looks like the only sensible choice.
Robin Schore
Titusville
